MISS AMERICA
by John Palumbo

Angelina comes rollin' in from the Valley
Shakin' everything she s got to shake
Your eye’s stick to her like a lizard on a window
How ‘bout I just move over here out of the way

Pre-chorus:
I don’t like it that you want to peek
So could you be a little more discrete
You act like I ain't even here
Well I could jump up lay down turn around and you wouldn't care

Chorus:
If you want to be with Miss America
Your gonna have to be with some one else
No I ain't gonna be your Miss America
You see it’s takin’ me a long time, a long time
just to be myself

Crazy Joey brought over his brand new girlfriend
A little number fresh out of Jr. High
And you were just mesmerized by everything she said
Laughing like a fool while you checked her thigh

Pre-chorus

Yea, I don’t like it that you want to peek
But don’t you do it right in front of me
It’s just like I ain't even here
Yea I could jump up turn around lay down and you wouldn't care

Chorus

Bridge:
I used to think that it was me, just being insecure.
But now I know that what I see is what I see
and it s a little bit more than make believe, it s a little bit more than make believe

See you later man I got a life waiting for me
And somewhere there’s a lover with an open heart
You can stay here and play with your little petunia
All I need is the road and my guitar

Pre-chorus

Well I guess it's time for me to leave
Cause you were making a fool out of me
And if anybody’s gonna do that
It’s gonna be me trust me I'll be fine with that

Chorus